The Cabbage song - lyrics

You smell like cabbage, yes you do!
You smell like cabbage, and you know it's true.
I don't know how many times I've gotta tell you?!
You smell like cabbage!

You smell like cabbage on a rainy day.
You smell like cabbage weather you're straight or gay.
And I don't know how many times I've gotta tell you?!
You smell like cabbage!

Sometimes you smell like a banana.
Sometimes you smell like poop.
Sometimes you smell like a nice summer day.
But most of the times you just smell like poop!

Than I smell cabbage.
Oh, cabbage!